Friday, October 21 ♥
l♥ved,
*coughs* this is the second time i'm sick in just 5 weeks of working!!! Friends who really know me shld know that i'm quite a hardy n rarely fall sick... this goes to show how bad working is for ur health! *indignant look* i fell rather ill the day before (sore-est throat...headache n shivering 1/4 of the time!)... n i concluded that i don't like feeling sick! I like the healthy me! :) I know of a few girls who likes to fall sick so that all the guys will pity them n in turn protect them (ok... such girls are only in my dreams...gahs...)!
*Still coughing*... i had a lil fever in the morning yesterday n downed 2 panadols.. then my fever was gone... then i had a concern. I am sort of no longer sick! shit! but i needed to get an mc... but what am i gonna tell the doc?!! *what i rehearsed while waiting for my queue number* 'hi. i was sick. So i din go work.. can i get an MC?' <--- CANT! If the doc is female she'll think 'You WERE not sick..perhaps last month! You're jus a lazy girl with a pretty face! And i can see baby powder on ya face! Not gonna give u MC!' She'll pout. And if its a guy he'll prolly think 'What're you WEARING (big t-shirt n not so short shorts)?... ? not sexy! so no MC!' he'll give out a 'too bad for myself' sigh.
SO i have to think of smthg else! ' hi. I had a fever in the morning. But i'm still sick now though my temp n blood pressure shld be super normal.' i'll say with a smile. If the doc is a female she'll think 'don't act cute with me ya bitch! You think u're a doc?!know so much abt ur blood pressure! so smart.. don't come see doc laaarr' she'll give out the... hmmss... 'u bitch' look.
If the doc is a guy...'So cute.. u shld be wearing something to match your cuteness like smthg tiny n small --->cute. Too bad you're not! So no MC!!'
HOWEVER, when i enter... the doc was a male n a very righteous one.. he KNEW i was sick cos i still sound diff... but ya.. he gave me an mc... wad a nice doc!
BTW... all docs pls don't sue me for my distorted image of docs. Its jus..... my WILD-ER imagination! :p