Wednesday, July 20 ♥
l♥ved,
I think I'm useless.. n hopeless... cos after that incident(previous entry).. he called again and I pretended nth happened.. cos he sounded really nice n happy on the phone. Sigh.. but I was happy though... that he was happy with something I can't exactly remember.
I studied the whole day today (explains why I sound so boring cos studying makes me a boring person which explains why most school teachers are not married cos they study tooo muccchh which makes them boring... get it?)... and watched a bit of tv.. (see so boring rite...)
I want to blog about this theory which I think is pretty accurate. About female teachers. U know why most of the female teachers are still Miss XXX when they're already 30+? When they hit 40 they'll change to Mdm.. this way is to let u guess her marital status but usually they aren't.. its just a smoke screen kinda thing.
U know why?
I think its because they're one of the worst dressers i've known.. serious. Just think back... ur old school days... how many of ur teachers are...at least up-to-date? In my sec school days which was not very far behind, I still saw some teachers with SHOULDER PADS!! Its like... omg lar.. and of course..the infamous flowery dress with sport shoes (mdm tay frm hkss)! ok they're all married teachers... can u imagine the hushbands?
Now the young and single (below 30) teachers... well... u might thinking of Mango! G2000! or even Topshop! ... bet it never ocurred to u the following names or description cos i really dunno the brand..Dr scholl's? Teddy bear socks? hmms... ankle length red checked dress with puffed sleeves? scrunchies? and some super high waist faded jeans they were during weekends! omg lar..... the image of the teddy bear socks is flooding my head now! and the teacher has like 4 pairs? and shoulder pads... but the subtle kind.. but still can tell there's shoulder pads there!
Lastly, i had a cca teacher who wore 'granny' panties (the super high waist n beige colour cotton painties).. i accidentally saw it when she lean over...omg larrrrr...
See? will any young male teacher with dreams of moulding the future go out with any of the above? What if she turns up for her movie date with her rainbow colour teddy bear socks n her Dr Scholl's scandals which looks similar to ... the elder women in ur hse's? And pair it with her... red checkered ankle dress which resembles something a doll maker would dress her dolls... *Note: Dolls and Barbie or Bratz is DIFFERENT.* and Dr Scholl's shoes when she's not even 40?! and who knows what's underneath it...brrr...
I'm not trying to be a style guru or smthg... I think it'll even be safer if they wore white round neck t-shirt with black pants. At least, they'll look their age.
What about male teachers u may wonder... well they're pretty safe. Because of all the existing sports brands around... they'll at least look normal but not.. u know.. stylish. But I hope they'll pay more attention to THEIR TEETH!!... I think MOE did not include the teachers during the 'brush ur teeth after recess' program during my pri sch days... because sometimes (quite a number of times) they still have REMAINS of their LUNCH in btwn their teeth! eww.... and lastly, u don't have to wear ur pants so high up ur chest. We know u're trying to hid a tummy underneath there...
Yes... we're only students after all...