denise'sjournal ♥,

Tuesday, May 3 ♥

l♥ved, did i help her?

I was counting the amount of coins in my wallet ($8 dollars worth!)when this indonesian maid asked me how to get to serangoon w/o an ez-link card. Note: It was already 8:45pm. Nobody shops grocery this late and there's like 2 giant supermarkets in the west area. I told her that she can't take that bus to serangoon and she can use coins for her fare instead. Its rather apparent that she's new in singapore and already she has a serangoon friend?! and meeting that friend at this time of the night! what are they gonna do? unless they intend to shop at mustafa or roti-prata-ing, there isn't much besides karaok-ing and...watch movies on a grass patch... but its a tuesday nite. hmms... and i don't think she told her sir or her mum abt her outing...probabbly they're all away! she's sneakin to meet that friend in serangoon... ok...end of pretending to be near nancy drew... i never read her novels before though... but who was she going to meet? her fellow indonesian friend? or... the handsome bangla who's known to be the 'maid-killer' applies to both filipino n indonesian (because both grps are brown and MAY resemble J.Lo in ANY way...)...burmese maids r too fair... and sri-lankan maids may not look unique enough.. *ponders* WHY? are filipinos or Malays soooo attractive among the ang mohs? WHY? Whenever someone say's 'she's a SPG'... u'll definately think she's a chinese trying too hard to impress a caucasian...or even worse a chinese who is trying very hard to impress her relatives with a caucasian bf..(usually not a spouse because she's too much of a SPG till the caucasian can't stand it!...). Are chinese the real SarongPartyGirls while the malays and filipinos r the ones who GET the white men in the end? but why? and i've seen some malay in indonesian who can't speak a word of english smooching a caucasian... then again..body language is a universal language. My friend whose uncle(a half caucasian but look very much like a caucasian) married her filipino maid because she looked very much like J.Lo...loooooong hair, nice bronze skin...and also...voluptous figure (not all but the usuals who get white arms around them has it...the J.Lo kinda ass) ...see... so J.Lo... Also, the exotic accent they have might remind the caucasian how penelope d'cruz sounds... and if tom cruise was weak in the knees for her... i believe a lot others think she's hot... and wouldn't mind someone who sound like her and look like j.lo to wake up with... In conclusion, those chinese SPGs out there should stop being one... cos its very 'bo hua' ( in hokkien, it means not worthwhile) because unless u're a lifeguard at sentosa u can pretty much forget about getting the tann....UNLESS the ang moh guy u're trying to get is filthy rich, u can consider a membership at some spa... Well, of course... i've seen some chinese ladies who look smart and powerful with caucasian men... but i think if a SPG is labelled as a SPG... it'll take too long for her to be SMART and POWERFUL... wearing a sarong might just be a faster way...